Estimated delivery: June 10 – June 11
PRE-ORDER ETA: END OF AUGUST/EARLY SEPT
🍷 The Ultimate Life Explanation | 17oz Wine Tumbler
When people ask why you're drinking wine at 2 PM on a Tuesday... "Because life." End of discussion.Sometimes you don't need a reason - you just need wine and a tumbler that gets it! 🍷
This tumbler is your universal answer to everything! Spilled coffee on your shirt? Because life. Kids used your favorite lipstick as wall art? Because life. Forgot to defrost dinner again? Because life (and wine helps).
The Life Survival Kit
- 17oz capacity (because life requires generous pours)
- Stainless steel double wall (keeps your sanity cold and your wine colder)
- Adjustable lid (for discreet sipping during "life moments")
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free (because we're trying to adult responsibly here)
Perfect For Explaining
- Why you're hiding in the pantry
- Your Amazon cart total
- Why dinner is cereal again
- Your coffee-to-wine transition time
- Literally any life decision you've made today
Features For Life Survivors
- Spill-proof lid (because life is messy enough)
- Car cup holder friendly (for those "drive-thru wine" dreams)
- Easy grip design (even when life has you shook)
- Dishwasher safe (because hand-washing dishes is where we draw the line)
Ideal Gift For
- Anyone who's ever said "I can't even"
- The friend who gets it
- Yourself (because life)
- Anyone breathing (they'll understand)
Tumbler includes: Your new favorite excuse, liquid therapy, and the confidence to face whatever life throws next!
Warning: May cause excessive use of the phrase "because life" and sudden acceptance of chaos!
Important Details Summed Up:
- 17oz Stainless Steel Tumbler With Lid
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free Hand
- Designed by Gia Roma
- Design on Front, Blank on Back
- Dishwasher Safe | Do NOT microwave
- Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution With Hot Liquids
- Do Not Use to Store Milk, Baby Food or Carbonated Drinks
- Keeps Liquids Cold/Hot 8+ Hours
- White Exterior, Stainless Interior
- Clear Lid With Slide Closure
Shipping & returns
Your shipping cost will be computed at checkout. Please visit the brand's website for more information on returns and exchanges. For more detailed information view our shipping and returns policy.
About Gia Roma
Welcome to Gia Roma, the hub of ludicrous home essentials and gifts! As a small, woman-owned business, we bring you a delightful collection of items that infuse humor + style into everyday life. Explore our treasure trove featuring an array of funny coffee mugs, quirky signs, charming home decor pieces, aromatic candles, tantalizing melts, and so much more. At Gia Roma, we specialize in adding a dash of laughter and personality to your space. Whether you're seeking a witty pick-me-up with morning coffee or a chuckle-inducing piece to adorn your walls, our selection of products adorned with clever and humorous sayings is sure to brighten your day. Discover the perfect blend of functionality and amusement as you peruse through our curated collection. From tongue-in-cheek mugs that declare your love for caffeine to signs that inject humor into the mundane, our range caters to those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Embrace the charm and laughter that Gia Roma brings to your home. With a dedication to uniqueness and a passion for spreading joy through witty design, we invite you to explore our world of ludicrously delightful essentials and gifts. We ship all products out within 48-72 hours, offer FREE Shipping to USA residents and even offer wholesale for other businesses!
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Estimated delivery: June 10 – June 11
PRE-ORDER ETA: END OF AUGUST/EARLY SEPT
🍷 The Ultimate Life Explanation | 17oz Wine Tumbler
When people ask why you're drinking wine at 2 PM on a Tuesday... "Because life." End of discussion.Sometimes you don't need a reason - you just need wine and a tumbler that gets it! 🍷
This tumbler is your universal answer to everything! Spilled coffee on your shirt? Because life. Kids used your favorite lipstick as wall art? Because life. Forgot to defrost dinner again? Because life (and wine helps).
The Life Survival Kit
- 17oz capacity (because life requires generous pours)
- Stainless steel double wall (keeps your sanity cold and your wine colder)
- Adjustable lid (for discreet sipping during "life moments")
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free (because we're trying to adult responsibly here)
Perfect For Explaining
- Why you're hiding in the pantry
- Your Amazon cart total
- Why dinner is cereal again
- Your coffee-to-wine transition time
- Literally any life decision you've made today
Features For Life Survivors
- Spill-proof lid (because life is messy enough)
- Car cup holder friendly (for those "drive-thru wine" dreams)
- Easy grip design (even when life has you shook)
- Dishwasher safe (because hand-washing dishes is where we draw the line)
Ideal Gift For
- Anyone who's ever said "I can't even"
- The friend who gets it
- Yourself (because life)
- Anyone breathing (they'll understand)
Tumbler includes: Your new favorite excuse, liquid therapy, and the confidence to face whatever life throws next!
Warning: May cause excessive use of the phrase "because life" and sudden acceptance of chaos!
Important Details Summed Up:
- 17oz Stainless Steel Tumbler With Lid
- BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free Hand
- Designed by Gia Roma
- Design on Front, Blank on Back
- Dishwasher Safe | Do NOT microwave
- Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution With Hot Liquids
- Do Not Use to Store Milk, Baby Food or Carbonated Drinks
- Keeps Liquids Cold/Hot 8+ Hours
- White Exterior, Stainless Interior
- Clear Lid With Slide Closure
Shipping & returns
Your shipping cost will be computed at checkout. Please visit the brand's website for more information on returns and exchanges. For more detailed information view our shipping and returns policy.
About Gia Roma
Welcome to Gia Roma, the hub of ludicrous home essentials and gifts! As a small, woman-owned business, we bring you a delightful collection of items that infuse humor + style into everyday life. Explore our treasure trove featuring an array of funny coffee mugs, quirky signs, charming home decor pieces, aromatic candles, tantalizing melts, and so much more. At Gia Roma, we specialize in adding a dash of laughter and personality to your space. Whether you're seeking a witty pick-me-up with morning coffee or a chuckle-inducing piece to adorn your walls, our selection of products adorned with clever and humorous sayings is sure to brighten your day. Discover the perfect blend of functionality and amusement as you peruse through our curated collection. From tongue-in-cheek mugs that declare your love for caffeine to signs that inject humor into the mundane, our range caters to those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Embrace the charm and laughter that Gia Roma brings to your home. With a dedication to uniqueness and a passion for spreading joy through witty design, we invite you to explore our world of ludicrously delightful essentials and gifts. We ship all products out within 48-72 hours, offer FREE Shipping to USA residents and even offer wholesale for other businesses!
View Brand Page
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