Estimated delivery: March 19 – March 20
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PRE-ORDER: ETA EARLY MAY
🐉 FANCY SCHMANCY CHINOISERIE COASTERS | BECAUSE YOUR TABLE DESERVES BETTER THAN A WATER RING
Oh, hello there, sophisticated soul! Looking to give your drinks a more elegant place to rest their weary bottoms? Our blue and white Chinoiserie coasters are here to rescue your furniture from those embarrassing drink circles while serving major "I have my life together" vibes.
✨ EIGHT DESIGNS THAT SCREAM "I WATCH BRIDGERTON & SIP TEA PROPERLY
- Classic Floral (Peonies that never need watering)
- Ginger Jar (No actual ginger included)
- Pagoda Scene (Cheaper than a trip to Asia)
- Bird & Branch (For when you're feeling tweet)
- Scenic Toile (Like a vacation for your drink)
- Loyal Companion (The only dog that won't beg for your drink)
- Garden Pattern (Zero maintenance required)
- Blue Peony (Because one floral pattern wasn't fancy enough)
🏮 FANCY FEATURES THAT MAKE THESE WORTH EVERY PENNY
- 4" diameter of pure sophistication
- Cork-backed (because scratched furniture is so last dynasty)
- Microwave & dishwasher safe (we're fancy, not high maintenance)
- Premium ceramic (like your grandmother's china, but you can actually use these)
- Mix & match (because matchy-matchy is for amateurs)
- Perfect for gifting (or keeping, we won't judge)
PERFECT FOR
- Impressing your mother-in-law
- Making your Target furniture look Pottery Barn expensive
- Pretending you're part of the royal family
- Actually protecting your surfaces like a responsible adult
- Adding some "je ne sais quoi" to your Tuesday night wine
- Making your friends think you've got your life together
- Coastal grandmother aesthetic without the coastal grandmother budget
WARNING: Side effects may include
- Sudden urges to host tea parties
- Spontaneous pinky-raising while drinking
- Uncontrollable desire to collect more blue and white things
- Referring to your home as your "estate"
- Speaking with a vaguely British accent
- 4" Ceramic Coasters
- Double as decor
- Dishwasher safe (yes, really!)
- Cork Back to prevent scratching
- Each coaster comes in a brown square display box
- UV Printing (NOT Vinyl) which makes it permanent
- Wipe clean with a cloth (or delegate to your butler)
- Stack carefully (they're elegant, not indestructible)
- Keep away from children who think they're fancy frisbees
*Not responsible for any sudden desires to redecorate your entire home in blue and white or spontaneous purchases of ginger jars.
Shipping & returns
Your shipping cost will be computed at checkout. You can return this item for free within 30 days of receiving the package. View our shipping and returns policy.
About Gia Roma
Welcome to Gia Roma, the hub of ludicrous home essentials and gifts! As a small, woman-owned business, we bring you a delightful collection of items that infuse humor + style into everyday life. Explore our treasure trove featuring an array of funny coffee mugs, quirky signs, charming home decor pieces, aromatic candles, tantalizing melts, and so much more. At Gia Roma, we specialize in adding a dash of laughter and personality to your space. Whether you're seeking a witty pick-me-up with morning coffee or a chuckle-inducing piece to adorn your walls, our selection of products adorned with clever and humorous sayings is sure to brighten your day. Discover the perfect blend of functionality and amusement as you peruse through our curated collection. From tongue-in-cheek mugs that declare your love for caffeine to signs that inject humor into the mundane, our range caters to those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Embrace the charm and laughter that Gia Roma brings to your home. With a dedication to uniqueness and a passion for spreading joy through witty design, we invite you to explore our world of ludicrously delightful essentials and gifts. We ship all products out within 48-72 hours, offer FREE Shipping to USA residents and even offer wholesale for other businesses!
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Estimated delivery: March 19 – March 20
Guaranteed and fulfilled by Flagship
PRE-ORDER: ETA EARLY MAY
🐉 FANCY SCHMANCY CHINOISERIE COASTERS | BECAUSE YOUR TABLE DESERVES BETTER THAN A WATER RING
Oh, hello there, sophisticated soul! Looking to give your drinks a more elegant place to rest their weary bottoms? Our blue and white Chinoiserie coasters are here to rescue your furniture from those embarrassing drink circles while serving major "I have my life together" vibes.
✨ EIGHT DESIGNS THAT SCREAM "I WATCH BRIDGERTON & SIP TEA PROPERLY
- Classic Floral (Peonies that never need watering)
- Ginger Jar (No actual ginger included)
- Pagoda Scene (Cheaper than a trip to Asia)
- Bird & Branch (For when you're feeling tweet)
- Scenic Toile (Like a vacation for your drink)
- Loyal Companion (The only dog that won't beg for your drink)
- Garden Pattern (Zero maintenance required)
- Blue Peony (Because one floral pattern wasn't fancy enough)
🏮 FANCY FEATURES THAT MAKE THESE WORTH EVERY PENNY
- 4" diameter of pure sophistication
- Cork-backed (because scratched furniture is so last dynasty)
- Microwave & dishwasher safe (we're fancy, not high maintenance)
- Premium ceramic (like your grandmother's china, but you can actually use these)
- Mix & match (because matchy-matchy is for amateurs)
- Perfect for gifting (or keeping, we won't judge)
PERFECT FOR
- Impressing your mother-in-law
- Making your Target furniture look Pottery Barn expensive
- Pretending you're part of the royal family
- Actually protecting your surfaces like a responsible adult
- Adding some "je ne sais quoi" to your Tuesday night wine
- Making your friends think you've got your life together
- Coastal grandmother aesthetic without the coastal grandmother budget
WARNING: Side effects may include
- Sudden urges to host tea parties
- Spontaneous pinky-raising while drinking
- Uncontrollable desire to collect more blue and white things
- Referring to your home as your "estate"
- Speaking with a vaguely British accent
- 4" Ceramic Coasters
- Double as decor
- Dishwasher safe (yes, really!)
- Cork Back to prevent scratching
- Each coaster comes in a brown square display box
- UV Printing (NOT Vinyl) which makes it permanent
- Wipe clean with a cloth (or delegate to your butler)
- Stack carefully (they're elegant, not indestructible)
- Keep away from children who think they're fancy frisbees
*Not responsible for any sudden desires to redecorate your entire home in blue and white or spontaneous purchases of ginger jars.
Shipping & returns
Your shipping cost will be computed at checkout. You can return this item for free within 30 days of receiving the package. View our shipping and returns policy.
About Gia Roma
Welcome to Gia Roma, the hub of ludicrous home essentials and gifts! As a small, woman-owned business, we bring you a delightful collection of items that infuse humor + style into everyday life. Explore our treasure trove featuring an array of funny coffee mugs, quirky signs, charming home decor pieces, aromatic candles, tantalizing melts, and so much more. At Gia Roma, we specialize in adding a dash of laughter and personality to your space. Whether you're seeking a witty pick-me-up with morning coffee or a chuckle-inducing piece to adorn your walls, our selection of products adorned with clever and humorous sayings is sure to brighten your day. Discover the perfect blend of functionality and amusement as you peruse through our curated collection. From tongue-in-cheek mugs that declare your love for caffeine to signs that inject humor into the mundane, our range caters to those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Embrace the charm and laughter that Gia Roma brings to your home. With a dedication to uniqueness and a passion for spreading joy through witty design, we invite you to explore our world of ludicrously delightful essentials and gifts. We ship all products out within 48-72 hours, offer FREE Shipping to USA residents and even offer wholesale for other businesses!
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