Estimated delivery: March 19 – March 20
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PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE MAY
🧟♀️ Because Motherhood is Basically a Zombie Apocalypse
☕ 14.5oz of Pure Mom Survival Juice
Finally, a mug that tells the truth about motherhood! When you're somewhere between "mom" and "zombie" - you're officially a MOMBIE. This sleek black ceramic mug with crisp white lettering speaks the universal language of sleep-deprived mamas everywhere.
WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW PARENTING PARTNER
- 4.5oz capacity (because motherhood requires MORE coffee)
- Sleek black ceramic (matches those under-eye circles)
- Crisp white lettering (easier to read through tired eyes)
- Double-sided design (warns people from every angle)
- Microwave safe (for the 47 times you'll reheat your coffee)
- Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand washing?)
PERFECT FOR
- Your 5am "why is everyone awake" coffee
- Mid-day mama energy crisis
- Warning others that you're in mombie mode
- Solidarity with other sleep-deprived parents
- Any mom who's living that zombie life
WARNING: Side Effects May Include
- Excessive head nods from other mombies
- People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
- Children mysteriously becoming quieter
- Spontaneous "mom yeah" responses from across the room
- Being labeled as "the honest mom" at school pickup
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- As easy to care for as your 10th cup of coffee - just toss it in the dishwasher and microwave as needed. Because mombies don't have time for high-maintenance mugs.
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH
- The chaos of morning routines
- Your messy mom bun
- Those leggings you've worn for 3 days
- The cold coffee you've reheated 6 times
- Your "I've got this" (maybe) attitude
- Our Halloween Coasters
Remember: Being a mombie isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle!
As seen in
- School drop-off lines
- Work-from-home zoom calls
- Target shopping carts
- Soccer practice sidelines
- Anywhere moms are surviving on coffee
Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs
Shipping & returns
Your shipping cost will be computed at checkout. You can return this item for free within 30 days of receiving the package. View our shipping and returns policy.
About Gia Roma
Welcome to Gia Roma, the hub of ludicrous home essentials and gifts! As a small, woman-owned business, we bring you a delightful collection of items that infuse humor + style into everyday life. Explore our treasure trove featuring an array of funny coffee mugs, quirky signs, charming home decor pieces, aromatic candles, tantalizing melts, and so much more. At Gia Roma, we specialize in adding a dash of laughter and personality to your space. Whether you're seeking a witty pick-me-up with morning coffee or a chuckle-inducing piece to adorn your walls, our selection of products adorned with clever and humorous sayings is sure to brighten your day. Discover the perfect blend of functionality and amusement as you peruse through our curated collection. From tongue-in-cheek mugs that declare your love for caffeine to signs that inject humor into the mundane, our range caters to those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Embrace the charm and laughter that Gia Roma brings to your home. With a dedication to uniqueness and a passion for spreading joy through witty design, we invite you to explore our world of ludicrously delightful essentials and gifts. We ship all products out within 48-72 hours, offer FREE Shipping to USA residents and even offer wholesale for other businesses!
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Estimated delivery: March 19 – March 20
Guaranteed and fulfilled by Flagship
PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE MAY
🧟♀️ Because Motherhood is Basically a Zombie Apocalypse
☕ 14.5oz of Pure Mom Survival Juice
Finally, a mug that tells the truth about motherhood! When you're somewhere between "mom" and "zombie" - you're officially a MOMBIE. This sleek black ceramic mug with crisp white lettering speaks the universal language of sleep-deprived mamas everywhere.
WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW PARENTING PARTNER
- 4.5oz capacity (because motherhood requires MORE coffee)
- Sleek black ceramic (matches those under-eye circles)
- Crisp white lettering (easier to read through tired eyes)
- Double-sided design (warns people from every angle)
- Microwave safe (for the 47 times you'll reheat your coffee)
- Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand washing?)
PERFECT FOR
- Your 5am "why is everyone awake" coffee
- Mid-day mama energy crisis
- Warning others that you're in mombie mode
- Solidarity with other sleep-deprived parents
- Any mom who's living that zombie life
WARNING: Side Effects May Include
- Excessive head nods from other mombies
- People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
- Children mysteriously becoming quieter
- Spontaneous "mom yeah" responses from across the room
- Being labeled as "the honest mom" at school pickup
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- As easy to care for as your 10th cup of coffee - just toss it in the dishwasher and microwave as needed. Because mombies don't have time for high-maintenance mugs.
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH
- The chaos of morning routines
- Your messy mom bun
- Those leggings you've worn for 3 days
- The cold coffee you've reheated 6 times
- Your "I've got this" (maybe) attitude
- Our Halloween Coasters
Remember: Being a mombie isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle!
As seen in
- School drop-off lines
- Work-from-home zoom calls
- Target shopping carts
- Soccer practice sidelines
- Anywhere moms are surviving on coffee
Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs
Shipping & returns
Your shipping cost will be computed at checkout. You can return this item for free within 30 days of receiving the package. View our shipping and returns policy.
About Gia Roma
Welcome to Gia Roma, the hub of ludicrous home essentials and gifts! As a small, woman-owned business, we bring you a delightful collection of items that infuse humor + style into everyday life. Explore our treasure trove featuring an array of funny coffee mugs, quirky signs, charming home decor pieces, aromatic candles, tantalizing melts, and so much more. At Gia Roma, we specialize in adding a dash of laughter and personality to your space. Whether you're seeking a witty pick-me-up with morning coffee or a chuckle-inducing piece to adorn your walls, our selection of products adorned with clever and humorous sayings is sure to brighten your day. Discover the perfect blend of functionality and amusement as you peruse through our curated collection. From tongue-in-cheek mugs that declare your love for caffeine to signs that inject humor into the mundane, our range caters to those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Embrace the charm and laughter that Gia Roma brings to your home. With a dedication to uniqueness and a passion for spreading joy through witty design, we invite you to explore our world of ludicrously delightful essentials and gifts. We ship all products out within 48-72 hours, offer FREE Shipping to USA residents and even offer wholesale for other businesses!
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