My parents, the Owala FreeSip, are really proud of me. Why? Because I’m tough, never leak (when closed), am loads of fun to drink from, and always keep my cool. I’m kind of the perfect child.

Hello there. I guess this is kind of like my dating profile. While I could go on about my cool FreeSip spout, fancy triple-layer insulation, or my dazzling color options, we all know it’s about the pictures anyway. And yes, I photoshopped them all.