Estimated delivery: March 19 – March 20
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PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE MAY
🧟♀️ Because Being a Morning Person is Overrated 👻 (14.5oz of Pre-Coffee Haunted Realness)
Found: The perfect mug for those who channel Wednesday Addams before their morning brew. This sleek black ceramic mug tells the truth about your pre-coffee personality - you're not scary, you're just creepy and spooky (and proud of it!).
WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW MORNING MOOD
- 14.5oz capacity (enough room for your morning potion)
- Sleek black ceramic (matches your soul before coffee)
- Crisp white lettering (spookier than your reflection before 8 AM)
- Double-sided design (creepy from every angle)
- Microwave safe (resurrect your cold coffee)
- Dishwasher safe (because manual labor is scary)
PERFECT FOR
- Your pre-coffee warning system
- Scaring away morning small talk
- Embracing your inner ghost
- Making your coworkers understand the assignment
- Anyone who's more Adams Family than Brady Bunch before coffee
WARNING: Side Effects May Include
- Excessive head nods from other coffee zombies
- People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
- Spontaneous creepy giggles
- Sudden urges to decorate for Halloween in Summer
- Being labeled as "the spooky one" at the office (wear it proudly!)
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Treat this mug like your favorite haunted mansion - with respect and regular cleaning.
- Microwave and dishwasher friendly because even the creepiest among us deserve convenience.
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH
- Our Halloween coaster collection
- Your morning death stare
- That black cat you've been feeding
- Your everyday gothic aesthetic
- The dark circles under your eyes
Remember: Being creepy and spooky isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle (especially before coffee)!
Seen Haunting
- Morning zoom calls
- Office break rooms
- Instagram-worthy coffee stations
- That corner of your kitchen where all the mugs hide
Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs
Shipping & returns
Your shipping cost will be computed at checkout. You can return this item for free within 30 days of receiving the package. View our shipping and returns policy.
About Gia Roma
Welcome to Gia Roma, the hub of ludicrous home essentials and gifts! As a small, woman-owned business, we bring you a delightful collection of items that infuse humor + style into everyday life. Explore our treasure trove featuring an array of funny coffee mugs, quirky signs, charming home decor pieces, aromatic candles, tantalizing melts, and so much more. At Gia Roma, we specialize in adding a dash of laughter and personality to your space. Whether you're seeking a witty pick-me-up with morning coffee or a chuckle-inducing piece to adorn your walls, our selection of products adorned with clever and humorous sayings is sure to brighten your day. Discover the perfect blend of functionality and amusement as you peruse through our curated collection. From tongue-in-cheek mugs that declare your love for caffeine to signs that inject humor into the mundane, our range caters to those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Embrace the charm and laughter that Gia Roma brings to your home. With a dedication to uniqueness and a passion for spreading joy through witty design, we invite you to explore our world of ludicrously delightful essentials and gifts. We ship all products out within 48-72 hours, offer FREE Shipping to USA residents and even offer wholesale for other businesses!
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Estimated delivery: March 19 – March 20
Guaranteed and fulfilled by Flagship
PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE MAY
🧟♀️ Because Being a Morning Person is Overrated 👻 (14.5oz of Pre-Coffee Haunted Realness)
Found: The perfect mug for those who channel Wednesday Addams before their morning brew. This sleek black ceramic mug tells the truth about your pre-coffee personality - you're not scary, you're just creepy and spooky (and proud of it!).
WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW MORNING MOOD
- 14.5oz capacity (enough room for your morning potion)
- Sleek black ceramic (matches your soul before coffee)
- Crisp white lettering (spookier than your reflection before 8 AM)
- Double-sided design (creepy from every angle)
- Microwave safe (resurrect your cold coffee)
- Dishwasher safe (because manual labor is scary)
PERFECT FOR
- Your pre-coffee warning system
- Scaring away morning small talk
- Embracing your inner ghost
- Making your coworkers understand the assignment
- Anyone who's more Adams Family than Brady Bunch before coffee
WARNING: Side Effects May Include
- Excessive head nods from other coffee zombies
- People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
- Spontaneous creepy giggles
- Sudden urges to decorate for Halloween in Summer
- Being labeled as "the spooky one" at the office (wear it proudly!)
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Treat this mug like your favorite haunted mansion - with respect and regular cleaning.
- Microwave and dishwasher friendly because even the creepiest among us deserve convenience.
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH
- Our Halloween coaster collection
- Your morning death stare
- That black cat you've been feeding
- Your everyday gothic aesthetic
- The dark circles under your eyes
Remember: Being creepy and spooky isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle (especially before coffee)!
Seen Haunting
- Morning zoom calls
- Office break rooms
- Instagram-worthy coffee stations
- That corner of your kitchen where all the mugs hide
Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs
Shipping & returns
Your shipping cost will be computed at checkout. You can return this item for free within 30 days of receiving the package. View our shipping and returns policy.
About Gia Roma
Welcome to Gia Roma, the hub of ludicrous home essentials and gifts! As a small, woman-owned business, we bring you a delightful collection of items that infuse humor + style into everyday life. Explore our treasure trove featuring an array of funny coffee mugs, quirky signs, charming home decor pieces, aromatic candles, tantalizing melts, and so much more. At Gia Roma, we specialize in adding a dash of laughter and personality to your space. Whether you're seeking a witty pick-me-up with morning coffee or a chuckle-inducing piece to adorn your walls, our selection of products adorned with clever and humorous sayings is sure to brighten your day. Discover the perfect blend of functionality and amusement as you peruse through our curated collection. From tongue-in-cheek mugs that declare your love for caffeine to signs that inject humor into the mundane, our range caters to those who appreciate the lighter side of life. Embrace the charm and laughter that Gia Roma brings to your home. With a dedication to uniqueness and a passion for spreading joy through witty design, we invite you to explore our world of ludicrously delightful essentials and gifts. We ship all products out within 48-72 hours, offer FREE Shipping to USA residents and even offer wholesale for other businesses!
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